LOL! Love them! So very true!Thanks for the smiles!Ash
Thanks Ash. Good to hear from you, as always! I hope you're doing well back on the Valcyte.
LOVE the Productive Day one...especially as the new package of rolls are thru the entire house, out to the far side of the garage and back! Talk about PENE! Thanks for the laughs, I needed that.
Hey, along these lines, you might want to do some "You might have ME/CFS if..." jokes. I have a few. You are welcome to use. You can add some of your own."You might have ME/CFS if the most active part of your day is 10 p.m.""You might have ME/CFS if you have to unload the dishwasher in stages.""You might have ME/CFS if you call your husband in the middle of the day to proudly announce you swept the floor.""You might have ME/CFS if you take everything you will need for the next four hours before you go downstairs.""You might have ME/CFS if you labradore's tail doubles as pull-me-up-the-stairs handle.""You might have ME/CFS if ME/CFS if your meals have four courses, one of which is supplements and medicine.""You might have ME/CFS if you feel your new doctor should get a Nobel prize when he says he recognizes CFS as an organic disease.""You might have ME/CFS if you want to slap your acquaintances when they suggest you try to exercise."Well, I guess that is enough.
I love your sense of humor! Keep it coming.Oh, is the oven that big thing below the stove I'm considering using for storage, LOL?
Thanks for the comments everyone. Tina, great suggestions. LOL.
True story.You might have ME/CFS if you give your husband a brand new bottle of allergy tablets from storage only to discover 4 days later that it says'Canines Only'
You might have ME/CFS if you accidentally put your bank deposit in your mailbox.(I did that. Postmaster called me asking why there were lots of lose checks written out to me mixed in the mail.)
I did a couple of these on Twitter last year or so:You may have #mecfs if...you wake up in the morning feeling like you've spent all night falling down the stairs.You may have #mecfs if...you make the bed and then have to get back in the bed to recover from making the bed.You may have #mecfs if: you just knocked over a lamp and maybe broke it, but tomorrow seems like soon enough to get out of bed and check.You may have #mecfs if: you get cheery emails asking if you're "on the mend." Was there something unclear about the word "disabled"?